Tom Jones

Himself

Jennifer O'Neill

Herself

Kirk Douglas

The Indian Fighter

Rudolf Nureyev

Ballet Dancer

Jonathan Winters

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Chief Dan George

The Big Chief

Hermione Gingold

The Lady Bus Conductor

Lorne Greene

Fiddler on the Roof

Charlton Heston

Tennis Player

George Kirby

Kirk Douglas Impressionist

Michael Landon

Tennis Player

Terry-Thomas

Bus Conductor Terry-Thomas

Engelbert Humperdinck

Royal Guard

Elliott Gould

The Villain

David Winters