Eddie Deezen

Menlo Schwartzer

Linda Kerridge

Sparkle / Florinda Budnick

Terry Kiser

Mr. O'Finley

Eric Stoltz

Chuck

Jeffrey Rogers

Bob

Lyle Waggoner

Chief Boyardee

Lucinda Dooling

Lindy Sue

Peter Isacksen

Beaker

Corinne Bohrer

Cindy Lou

Morgan Paull

Chuck's Dad

Ruth Buzzi

Chuck's Mom

Cleavon Little

Daddy O

Carol Wayne

Mrs. O'Finley

Biff Manard

Bob's Father

Tom Villard

Jocko O'Finley

Randall M. Badat