Neil Tennant

Self

Chris Lowe

Self

Barbara Windsor

Seaside Landlady/Neil's mother

Joss Ackland

Priest/Murderer

Neil Dickson

Pilot/Car Salesman/Coachman

Gareth Hunt

Uncle Dredge/Postcard Seller/Ventriloquist

Dominique Barnes

Girl at the Beach/Girl Hitchhiker/Girl on the Bicycle

Carmen du Sautoy

Cafe Waitress

Stephanie Buttle

Dancer

Heavon Grant

Dancer

Natalie Roles

Dancer

Chris Tudor

Dancer

Tom Searle

Dancer

Clair Becker

Dancer

Nicholas Haley

Schoolboy

Jack Bond