Wyatt Ralff

Felix Funicello

Chevy Chase

Adult Felix

Molly Ringwald

Madame Frechette

Annabella Sciorra

Ma

Conchata Ferrell

Sister Agrippina

Meat Loaf

Monsignor Muldoon

Cheri Oteri

Sister Dymphna

Danny Nucci

Pop

Sosie Bacon

Frances Funicello

Quinn McColgan

Rosalie Twerski

Blanche Baker

Mother Filomena

Krysta Rodriguez

Annette Funicello

Jonah Coppolelli

Boy Scout / Boy in the Audience

Lexi White

Geraldine

Colin Critchley

Danny

Colin Theys