Fiona Allen

Sandra

Sophie Thompson

Tracey

Jerry O'Connell

Sean Cooley

Anthony Stewart Head

Victor

Geri Halliwell

Paige

James Dreyfus

Fidor

Naomi Campbell

Sales Assistant

Angus Deayton

Maurice

Hugh Dennis

Immigration Officer

Les Dennis

MC

Tom Goodman-Hill

Baz

Michael Greco

Niarchos

Eamonn Holmes

Himself

Ralf Little

Milkman

Dolph Lundgren

Randy

Ed Bye