Tim Jahn

Alexander Walker

Michael A. Martinez

Tony Blair

Dominic Fantazzi

Nigel

C. Alan Ploegsma

Calan Fairbrain

Greg S. Campbell

Gregory Wallin

David M. Wood

Chief Redneck

George N. Thompson

Redneck

Brian Klapstein

Redneck

Joshua Thompson

Young Hick

Chip Brookes

Silly American

Raymond L. Martinez

Redneck Attacker

Wayne Horine

Nobody

Shannon R. Anderson III

Murchison, Surley Video Store Clerk

Christy Sandberg

GNC Store Clerk

Anthony Fork

Clueless Interviewee

Michael A. Martinez