Kenneth Williams

Desmond Simkins

Barbara Windsor

Daphne Honeybutt

Bernard Cribbins

Harold Crump

Charles Hawtrey

Charlie Bind

Eric Barker

The Chief

Dilys Laye

Lila

Jim Dale

Carstairs

Richard Wattis

Cobley

Eric Pohlmann

The Fat Man

Victor Maddern

Milchmann

Judith Furse

Doctor Crow

John Bluthal

Head Waiter/Voice of Dr Crow

Renée Houston

Funhouse Madame

Tom Clegg

Funhouse Doorman

Jack Taylor

Thug

Gerald Thomas