Andy Dick

The Slasher (voice)

Mischa Barton

The Actress

Eric Roberts

The Mayor

Abigail Wright

The Reporter

Tori Black

The Teen Mom

Carlee Baker

Herself

Barbara Nedeljakova

Herself

Ashlynn Yennie

Herself

Dave Bautista

The Drug Dealer #1

Danny Trejo

The Drug Dealer #2

Marisa Lauren

The Stripper

Brooke Hogan

The Reality Star

Drake Bell

The Pop Star

Frank Collison

The KA Leader

Tim Burke

The Producer

Martin Owen