Kevin Smith

Narrator / Larkin Eve

Jason Mewes

Wes Jameson

Brian O'Halloran

Elis Heimermann

Marilyn Ghigliotti

Ali Thomlyn

Matthew Postlethwaite

Walt Flanagan

Scott Schiaffo

Don Smith

Ernest O'Donnell

Sergeant Svenning

Christopher Downie

Mr. Connolly / Shemp Kevin

Chris Bain

Jason Mewes / Jay

Jake Richardson

Party Marty

Harry Partridge

Usher (voice)

James D. Rolfe

Leonard James Nash

Bryan Johnson

Comic Book Horndog

Kyle Hebert

Kay Theater Announcer (voice)

Mike Matei

Festival Programmer

Christopher Downie