Gbatokai Dakinah

Sgt. Shaved Balls

Sammy Salomon

Capt. B. Dick

Coco C.P. Dalbert

ArmInAss

Konrad Fields

Mr. Schwul

Bob Rockwell

Narrator (voice)

Rob Pederson

Sgt. Shaved Balls (voice)

Dan Marmorstein

Capt. Jack B. Dick (voice)

Bob Harris

D. Ildo (voice)

Roland Engelhardt

Mr. Swohl & Heinz (voice)

Lars Bjarke

Brute

Jzecke Prvroche

Reno

Scott Ritter

The President (voice)

Cristiaana Sabella

The Hooker (voice)

Anne Busacker

Ukranian

Verner Mollerup Christensen

Ukranian

Morten Lindberg 'Master Fatman'