Bud Abbott

Slicker Smith

Lou Costello

Herbie Brown

Tom Brown

Bill Gregory

Joan Shawlee

Sylvia Hunter

Nat Pendleton

Sgt. Michael Collins

Beverly Simmons

Yvonne 'Evie' LeBrec

Don Porter

Capt. Christie

Donald MacBride

Police captain

Don Beddoe

Mr. Roberts (State Department)

Charles Trowbridge

Mr. Quince

Russell Hicks

Mr. Appleby

Joe Kirk

Real Estate Salesman

Knox Manning

Commentator

Milburn Stone

Announcer

Eddie Acuff

Soldier (uncredited)

Charles Barton