Paul Whitehouse

Ted / Rowley Birkin / Kevin Brown

Charlie Higson

Ralph Mayhew / Aunt Cecilia / Ralph's Father

Kathy Burke

Mrs. Ted

Simon Day

Tall Tom / Cliff Carter / Friend of Dorothy

Arabella Weir

Mrs. Jenkins / Ralph's Mother / Henrietta Gladstone

Gina Bellman

Henrietta Spain

Miranda Richardson

Henrietta Blough-Pendleton

Richard Griffiths

Landowner at Party

Louise Brill

Lulu

Eryl Maynard

Miss Paxman

Richard Wilson

Landowner at Party

Colin McFarlane

Interior Designer

Simon Roberts

Cousin Jack

Paul Bigley

Short Tom

Christine Gernon