Billy Connolly

Nickie Dryden

Ken Stott

Gary Keltie

Francesca Annis

Val Dryden

Iain Robertson

Flipper

Annette Crosbie

Lana

Alastair Galbraith

Colquhoun

Ford Kiernan

Janitor

Ronni Ancona

Valerie's sister

Phil McKee

Tattoo official

Shauna Macdonald

Catriona

Jimmy Logan

Valerie’s father

Anthony Neilson