Rik Mayall

Neil

Helena Bonham Carter

Pandora / Julie

Serena Gordon

Sophie

Dorothy Tutin

Margaret

Nathaniel Parker

Nigel

Martin Clunes

Donald

Bill Cashmore

Policeman

Judith Barker

Ticket Lady

Peter Martin

Ticket Man

Rosalie Williams

Lily

Rod Arthur

Ticket Collector

Tony Peers

Taxi Driver

Philippa Howell

Restaurant Manageress

Nick Hamm