Howie Mandel

Wienerhead Waldo

Ellen Barkin

Princess Henrietta

Howard Hesseman

King

Sofia Coppola

Gwendolyn (as Domino Coppola)

Maurice LaMarche

Mynah Bird Maurice

Mary Woronov

Governess

Barrie Ingham

Tutor

Shelley Duvall

Self - Host

Mark Cullingham