Penn Jillette

Self

Teller

Self

Caitlin Clarke

Carlotta / Celia McGuire

David Patrick Kelly

Fan

Leonardo Cimino

Ernesto

Celia McGuire

Officer McNamara

Bill Randolph

Floor Director

John Miller

Steve, the Bandleader

Ellen Whyte

Make-up Woman

Ted Neustadt

Bob, the Host

Tudor Sherrard

Frat Boy #1

Billy Morrissette

Frat Boy #2

Jon Cryer

Frat Boy #3

Leonard Parker

Airport Porter

Christopher Durang

Jesus Freak

Arthur Penn