Pia Zadora

Dee Dee

Craig Sheffer

Frankie

Ruth Gordon

The Sheriff

Tom Nolan

Absid (ABCD)

Michael Berryman

Chainsaw

Alison La Placa

Diane

Gregory Bond

Jaklem (JKLM)

Craig Quiter

Nopquir (NOPQR)

Patrick Byrnes

Stovitz (STUVWXYZ)

Marc Jackson

Aeiou

Jeffrey Casey

F-Gee

Jimmy Haddox

Duke

Marshall Rohner

Dino

Jeffrey Cranford

Clyde

Troy Mack

Mouth

James Fargo