Timothy Morton

Tim/President of the United States

Jimmy Kustes

Chet

David Maloney

Detective Flaherty

Alex Adams

The Pusher

Greg Cushing

Dr. Morton, New Cop

Chris Maggio

Chris Zee

Josh McClellan

Solomon

Hanna Morgan

First Lady

Tim Northern

Busch Light

Steven Schardt

Statesman

Beau Shell

Spitz Mendez

Ben Siler

RPG Knight

Johanna Sims

Girlfriend

John Wilson

John Zee

Timothy Morton