Richard Ankrom

Ray the Mumbler

Robert Beckwith

Inspirational Tape Voice (Voice)

Teneale Bender

Susan the Receptionist

Elisa Bocanegra

Betty Bonhauser

Betsy Brandt

Nikki Reynolds

Christo Brock

Dickson the Computer Guy

Tatum De Roeck

Amanda the Reporter

Holgie Forrester

Nikki's Mom

Jordan Halpern Schwartz

Library Punk #1

William Jones

Uncle Tommy

Jack Kennedy

Charlie the Photographer

Bonnie J. Kirk

Sergeant Knofelmacher

Michael McTaggert

Library Punk #2

Joe Smith

Ronald

Gray Sara Merrill

Portnoy's Complaint Girl

Tamar Halpern