Jack Carson

Jeff Clayton

Janis Paige

Lorraine

Vince Edwards

Tommy Tomkins

Bert Lahr

Joe Pulaski

Robert Alda

Fingers Maroni

Maxie Rosenbloom

Big Ears

Joyce Mathews

Maroni's Moll

Jack Carr

Wrestler, Gruesome

Dennis James

Self - Announcer

Joan Rivers

Teenage Girl in Audience

Buck Kartalian

Senior Garitzio

Joseph Lerner