Danny DeVito

Vince D'Angelo

Rhea Perlman

Vince's Wife

Vincent Schiavelli

Vince's Right Hand Man

Frank Sivero

Vince's Left Hand Man

Tim Thomerson

Sen. Pete Harisson

Joan Darling

Cong. Mary McKenzie

Joe Santos

FBI Guy

Jason Hervey

Vince's Son

Jessica Lee Smith

Vince's Daughter

Corky Pigeon

Vince's Fake Son

Paige Taylor

Vince's Fake Daughter

Mary Linda Phillips

Vince's Fake Wife

Harvey Miller

Vince's Lawyer

Tawny Tyler

Marya Small

Lawrence Parks

Reporter #1

Danny DeVito