Ezra Buzzington

Hate

Jason Mewes

Ned

Lauren Walsh

Love

Jack Forcinito

Sonny

Monique Parent

Selma

Timothy Muskatell

Poot

Ricardo Gray

Cleb

Felissa Rose

Realtor

Alexis Zibolis

Jenna

Ted Prior

Danton

Tommy Pistol

Mike (as Aramis Sartorio)

Joanna Angel

Candy

Alissa Koenig

Waitress

Melanie Doyle

Erma

Kai Lanette

Feisty Strip Club Patron

Sean Cain