Maxine Peake

Funny Cow

Stephen Graham

Mike/Funny Calf's Dad

Christine Bottomley

Funny Calf's Mum

Paddy Considine

Angus

Tony Pitts

Bob

Alun Armstrong

Lenny

Lindsey Coulson

Funny Cow's Mum

Kevin Eldon

Danny

Hannah Walters

Jean

Diane Morgan

Margaret

Macy Shackleton

Funny Calf

Hebe Beardsall

Funny Calf (Aged 20s)

Tom Gibbons

Bob (Aged 20s)

Ashton Steele

Young Mike

Vic Reeves

Ventriloquist

Adrian Shergold