Jonathan Meades

Himself - Presenter / Various Characters

Christopher Biggins

Quiz Master / Lop Ears/ Various

Michael Fenton Stevens

Taxi Driver

Matthew Ashforde

Bullfighter / Mad Hater / Bouncer

Katharine Page

Old Alice

Malcolm McNeill

Blind Man / Neanderthal

Nicola Morris

Game Show Assistant

Tara Flanagan

Nun #1

Chloe Billington

Nun #2 / Nymph

Lucy Tones

Nun #3

Chris Newland

Crucified Rabbit / Jeweller

Alan Denman

Salvador Dali

Simon Mulligan

Orange Pianist

Graham Millar

Blue Faced Man

Coral Meades

Young Alice

Francis Hanly