Richard Wilson

Bill Webster

Emily Mortimer

Emma

Stephen Moyer

Olly

Andy Hamilton

Editor

Jeff Rawle

Derek

Clive Russell

Arthur

James Fleet

Prime Minister

Prunella Scales

Shirley

Martin Clunes

Minister of Defence

Mark Benton

Antler Man

Rob Brydon

Cornish Policeman

Peter Sullivan

Dr. Glanville

Rosemary Martin

Janie

Patricia Hayes

Ethel

Brian Bovell

Tim

Guy Jenkin