Warren Mitchell

Alf Garnett

Dandy Nichols

Else Garnett

Una Stubbs

Rita Garnett

Anthony Booth

Mike Rawlins (the boyfriend)

Bill Maynard

Bert

Liam Redmond

Mike's Father

Brian Blessed

Sergeant

Sam Kydd

Fred

Frank Thornton

Valuation Officer

Brenda Kempner

Maud

Michael Robbins

Fred

Bob Grant

Man in Pub

Kate Williams

Sergeant's Girlfriend

Tommy Godfrey

Knowledgeable Man in Pub

Pat Coombs

Neighbour

Norman Cohen