Royce D. Applegate

Delmus

Lewis Arquette

Warden

Dorothy Van

Army Nurse

J.J. Barry

Indian #1

Bill Murray

Lefty

Buddy Hackett

Buddy Hackett - S.T.O.P.-I.T. Spokesman

Sid Haig

Lone Stranger

Howard Hesseman

Ernie Piles, War Correspondent

Harry Shearer

Narrator (voice)

Billy Curtis

Menchkin

Danny Dayton

Bartender

David Downing

'Dark Town' Singer

Murphy Dunne

Tough, White G.I.

Walker Edmiston

Pa

Larry Hankin

2nd Veteran

Ira Miller