Rodney Dangerfield

The Rodfather

Kevin McDonald

Guppy Calzone

Dom DeLuise

The Oddfather

Fabiana Udenio

Don Na

Lou Ferrigno

Bugsy

Paul Greenberg

Frito Calzone

Carol Arthur

Mama Calzone

Barbara Crampton

Goldy

Bob Hoge

Sunny Calzone

Irwin Keyes

Tracy Dick

Eileen Kenney

Agent Hoover

Bobbie Brown

Sonny's Babe

Carlos Alazraqui

Tony "Flock You" Montana

Perry Stephens

Father O'Connell

Jerry Lambert

Professor

Bob Hoge