Art Carney

Ernie Pandash

Leslie Nielsen

Eddie Kirkley

Katharine Bard

Pat Pandish

Jack Klugman

Max Salter

Bonita Granville

Mrs. Kirkley

Jiří Voskovec

Steve Pandish

Alexander Scourby

Harvey Diedrich

David White

Freddie Henderson

Micky Dolenz

Melvin

Eddie Ryder

Julius

John Conwell

Kirkley's Associate

Martha Wentworth

Mrs. Cowznoski

Dyan Cannon

Gloria

Burt Reynolds

The Actor

Franklin J. Schaffner