Frankie Howerd

Willie Joy

Stanley Holloway

Captain Jack Montague

Alfie Bass

Blagg

Lionel Jeffries

Bert Benton

Susan Beaumont

Susan Storer

A.E. Matthews

Lord Reginald Cranfield

Tony Wright

Vincent

Joan Hickson

Lady Emily Cranfield

Terence Longdon

John Wyndham

Colin Gordon

Max, 1st Commentator

Richard Wattis

Carruthers

Danny Green

Plug Ugly

Barbara Archer

Marlene

William Kendall

Blenkinsop

Ewen Solon

Haines

John Paddy Carstairs