Adrian Edmondson

Vim Fuego/Alan Metcalfe

Rik Mayall

Colin Grigson

Nigel Planer

Den Dennis

Peter Richardson

Spider "Eight-Legs" Webb

Jennifer Saunders

Sally

Dawn French

Tracy

Serena Evans

Cheryl

Bert Parnaby

Neighbor

Neville Smith

Manager

Judy Hawkins

Girlfriend

Charu Bala Chokshi

Cashier

Mark Cooper

Himself

Sandy Johnson

Himself

Oliver Stapleton

Himself

Sandy Johnson