Rik Mayall

Colin Grigson

Adrian Edmondson

Vim Fuego

Nigel Planer

Den Dennis

Peter Richardson

Spider Webb

Dawn French

Tracy

Jennifer Saunders

Sally

Serena Evans

Cheryl

Bert Parnaby

Neighbour

Neville Smith

Manager

Judy Hawkins

Girlfriend

Charu Bala Chokshi

Cashier

Mark Cooper

Himself

Sandy Johnson

Himself

Oliver Stapleton

Himself

Sandy Johnson