Lenny Henry

Lenny/Michael Jackson/Prince

Bill Paterson

Dr Gold

Dawn French

Driving Instructor

Barry Norman

Self

Ram John Holder

Uncle Norman

Peter Tilbury

Dentist

Patsy Rowlands

Royalist Housewife

Ben Cole

Journalist/Blob/Salesman

Colin McFarlane

Journalist/Dave

Geoffrey McGivern

Journalist/Emperor

Brian Pettifer

Journalist/Dave

Danny John-Jules

Gary

Tim Dry

Mime Artist/Betting Clerk

Jean Campbell-Dallas

Old Lady

Stephen Marcus

Policeman/Roman Guard

James Hendrie