Trevor Howard

Sir Henry Rawlinson

Vivian Stanshall

Hubert Rawlinson / Narrator

Patrick Magee

Reverend Slodden

Denise Coffey

Mrs E

J.G. Devlin

Old Scrotum

Harry Fowler

Buller Bullethead

Sheila Reid

Lady Florrie Rawlinson

Suzanne Danielle

Candice Rawlinson

Daniel Gerroll

Ralph Rawlinson

Ben Aris

Lord Tarquin of Staines

Liz Smith

Lady Phillipa of Staines

Susan Porrett

Porcelain

Ian McDiarmid

Reg Smeeton

Jeremy Child

Peregrine Maynard

Gary Waldhorn

Max

Steve Roberts