Dawn French

Gaynor

Jennifer Saunders

Needle

Robbie Coltrane

Zorran / 'N'

Sara Stockbridge

Shaaron

Miranda Richardson

Miss Straugheim

Peter Richardson

James Blonde

Keith Allen

Martin Aimless

Adrian Edmondson

'K' / Air Traffic Controller

Kevin Allen

Kevin

Gary Beadle

Gary

George Antoni

Darren

Mark Caven

Colonel

Derren Nesbitt

Prime Minister

Phil Cornwell

Professor / Jerry the Driver

Doon Mackichan

Daisy / Zapping Space Rat

Keith Allen

Peter Richardson