Valerie Edmond

Sarah

Gerard Butler

Sam

Valerie Gogan

Charlotte

James Cosmo

Frank

Danny Nussbaum

Jude

Carl Proctor

Barry

Dilys Miller

Mary

Ron Guthrie

Robin

Michael Murray

Market stall holder

Lori Manningham

Michelangelo - Frank's dog

Hugh Wilson

Frank's false teeth

Robin Galloway

Shirley(voice) (as Robyn Calloway)

Oscar Fullane

Chef (as Oscar Fullone)

Simon Tickner

Chef

Julian Jensen

Opera singer

Vadim Jean