Kevin Andre

Dr. Charles Cherrypopper

Michelle Magazine

Miss Sissy Motormouth

Eric Edwards

Mr. Harry Flattout

Question Marks

The Machine

Georgina Spelvin

Dr. Tessy Tighttwat

Harding Harrison

Mr. Richard Slickson Cockpul

Darby Lloyd Rains

Ms. Elaine Ziptitz

Susie Mathews

Ms. Mary-Ann Lobglob

Cindy West

Ms. Cathy Thunderfart

Barbara Cole

Ms. Ginny Pullertit

Jeffrey Hurst

Captain Sam Q. Sukatiddy

Title Typist

Herself

Roberta Findlay

Mike Kutchakokof

Walter E. Sear