Robert Romanus

Daryl

Bobcat Goldthwait

Narrator

Jared Hasselhoff

Santa

Marisa Kettering

Amanda

Kelly Kunik

Patty

Chris Line

Brett

Matteo LeCompt

Barry

Charles Moffit

Tweak

Rod Sellers

Rod

Brian Walsh

Ryan

Ryan Dunn

Buzz

Rake Yohn

Killer

Eric Moyer