Brooke Shields

Horrible Harriet Hare (voice)

John Michael Williams

Big Boring Benedict Bunny (voice)

James Woods

Grab Takit (voice)

Joe Pantoliano

Terrible Timothy Takit (voice)

Nancy Kerrigan

Bernadette Baker / Helen Hen (voice)

Sandra Bernhard

Claralyne Cluck (voice)

Gary Littman

Good Gracious Grasshopper (voice)

Rob Bartlett

Boss Baker (voice)

Becca Lish

Tiny Tessie (voice) (as Beca Lish)

Doug Preis

Cookey Takit (voice)

Tara Sands

Additional Voices (voice)

Eli Wallach

Narrator (voice)

Frank Simms

Pinch (voice)

Chris Phillips

Sargeant O'Hare (voice)

Kevin Sylvan

Muck (voice)

John Michael Williams