Robert Dhéry

Marcel Perrignon

Colette Brosset

Paulette Perrignon

Louis de Funès

Police station secretary / Head of personnel

Michel Serrault

Tramp

Jean Lefebvre

Chougnasse

Alfred Adam

Alfred

Robert Burnier

Houche

Pierre Dac

Colonel

Eliane D'Almeida

Simone

Bernard Dhéran

Mr. Jean

Annie Ducaux

Mrs. Lucanzas

Jacques Fabbri

'Le gros' / Fatso

Bernard Lavallette

Minister of Commerce

Jacques Legras

Riri, cafe owner

Christian Marin

Pierrot

Robert Dhéry

Pierre Tchernia