Steve Agee

Johnny

Seth Herzog

Lance

Jordan Carlos

Henry

Dave Hill

New Guy

Dave Allen

Davy

Jerry O'Connell

Chad Bixley

Gilbert Gottfried

Mort (voice)

Questlove

Alien

Esther Ku

Tina

Chase Crawford

Young Johnny

Naman Clark

Young Henry

A.J. Breslin

Young New Guy

Dillon Stoneburner

Young Lance

Hitha Herzog

Newscaster

Joel Moss Levinson