Jeff McCarthy

Officer Lockstock

Spencer Kayden

Little Sally

Nancy Opel

Penelope Pennywise

Hunter Foster

Bobby Strong

Jennifer Laura Thompson

Hope Cladwell

David Beach

Mr. McQueen

John Deyle

Senator Fipp

Ken Jennings

Old Man Strong / Hot Blade Harry

Rick Crom

Tiny Tom / Dr. Billeaux

Rachel Coloff

Soupy Sue / Cladwell's Secretary

Jennifer Cody

Little Becky Two Shoes / Mrs. Millenium

Victor W. Hawks

Robbie the Stockfish / Business Man #1

Lawrence E. Street

Billy Boy Bill / Business Man #2

Kay Walbye

Old Woman / Josephine Strong

Daniel Marcus

Officer Barrel

John Rando