Harland Williams

Jake

Jackie Katzman

Claire

Cameron McHarg

Knight

Gretchen German

Peggy

Mike Bell

Gas Station Attendant

David Jeffrey Clark

Derrick

Alix Koromzay

Denise

Ford Austin

Darwin

Ryan Elmore

Deanie

Talia Shire

Patricia

Ethan Phillips

Dad / Troll

Evan Moffitt

Young Derrick

Bibo Bergeron

Airport Announcer (voice)

Terry Duddy

Chef Teacher

Q. Allan Brocka

Chef Student

Vicky Jenson