Chris Margetis

Stone Manson

Mike Carey

Skull Manson

Adrian Pasdar

Doctor Dudembrü

D. B. Sweeney

Vic Quickbuck

Randy Couture

Thump Hanson

Bas Rutten

Evil Dutch Dekker

Mike O'Hearn

Radiant Bobby

Mindy Robinson

Shirlene

Max Martini

Dr. Chu (voice)

Luce Rains

Referee Moon

Charlie Shotwell

Hurley

David Hight

Audience Member

David B. Meadows

Carson Murdock

Jayden Lund

Marvelous

Karen Corona

Mina

Max Martini