Dan Cortese

John

Virginia Madsen

Traci

Brooke Shields

Kate

Maria Pitillo

Vicki

Johnathon Schaech

Matt

D. B. Sweeney

Tony

Stephanie Venditto

Janet

Jon Polito

Naldo (as John Polito)

Drew Pinsky

Himself

Adam Carolla

Himself

Dean Biasucia

New Man

Bo Eason

Salesman

Michael Fino

Waiter

Andy Kreiss

Tweedle Dee

Keith Forster

Handsome Man

Cameron Thor