Andrew Denton

Narrator

Angelo Pannas

Mr Kolopolis

Joan Economus

Mrs Kolopolis

Helen Dallas

Helen Kolopolis

Rodney Lochner

Michael Kolopolis

Elsie Turnball

Elsie Comfry

James Manché

James Armstrong-Taylor

Trish Starrs

Patricia Armstrong-Taylor

Tracey Moffatt

Tracey Miller

Francisco Vidinha

Francisco Vidinha

Benjamin Vidinha

Ben Vidinha

Rhys Davis

Rhys Remington / Additional Voices

Rhys Davis

Johnny Foetus

Saavas Pannas

Saavas Demetrious

Lyndal Dean

Lyndal Turner

Wendy Chandler