Chris Bain

Jason Mewes/Brown Eye

Beth Downie

Casting Agent

Christopher Downie

Eightball

Jack Fox

Ralph Garman/Sir Dare

James Franco Jr.

Reporter (voice)

Mark Frost

Kevin Smith/The Red Bear

Ralph Garman

Tom Brokaw (voice)

Katie Milne

The Manhandler

Sarah Pearson

Firebush

Catherine Reitman

Reporter (voice)

Kevin Smith

Suzanne the Orangutan (voice)

Kyle Hebert

Reporter (voice)

Christopher Downie