Tom Poston

Prof. Jonathan Jones

Julia Meade

Prof. Virginia Fenster

Fred Clark

Gen. Bullivar

Jim Backus

Prof. Horatio Kellgore

Cecil Kellaway

Dean Joshua Updike

Zeme North

Cynthia Jones

Margaret Dumont

Persephone Updike

James Millhollin

Dr. R.A. Kroner

Carl Don

Josh Bates

Mike Mazurki

Igor

Jimmy Hawkins

Jimmy Kellgore

Judee Morton

Miss Blakiston

Louis Nye

Hugh Fundy

Bess Flowers

Party Guest

Leoda Richards

Party Guest

William Castle