John Paul Fedele

Det. John Honeysuckle / Pantomime Horse

A.J. Khan

Officer Katrina Lightbody / Funeral Party

Mckenzie Matthews

Vice President Selina Moon

Angelina Havusinner

Charlotte Weaver

Frank Bowdler

President Shrub

Savannah Gold

Jessica Shrub

Adrian Ottiwell

Peeping Tom

Lenny Simmons

Simmons

Andy Alfrick

Bob Jurunkle / Jimmy O'Connor / President's Doctor / Dance Judge / Mystery Heavyman / Funeral Party / SSI Officer / Pantomime Horse

Les Caves

Hotel Manager / President's Bodyguard / Funeral Party

Thomas J. Moose

Mickey Honeysuckle / Vietnam Cook / Osama Bin Laden / Voice of Hank Remmington / Dance Judge

Thomas J. Moose

Farmer / Pvt. Lewis J. Kowalski / FBI Agent / Dance Judge

Lexi Martinez

Christian Girl

Frankie Babe

Cheerleader

Robyn Hunter

Maid

Thomas J. Moose