Scott Mills

David Hasselhoff / Sandy Foreskin

Joe Taylor

Scott Mills

Laurie Hagen

Becky

David Paul West

The One That Doesn't Speak / Foreman

Andrew Hayler

Sir Andy Parfitt / Chris Moyles

Rebecca Huxtable

Jo Whiley / Kylie Minogue / Myleene

Kathy Clugston

Posh Radio 4 Lady

David Hasselhoff

Narrator

Jonathan Dryden Taylor

Chappers / Zane Lowe

Patrick Wilde